tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post7313782310001849550..comments2024-03-28T17:46:36.997-07:00Comments on Kitchen Connection: Leehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-22082971589680226472007-01-31T18:36:00.000-08:002007-01-31T18:36:00.000-08:00I call my computer Fred and I thought you might li...I call my computer Fred and I thought you might like to read this poem I wrote.<br /><br /><br />He or She? <br /><br />Is a computer a He or a she?<br />It all depends on what you are, you see!<br />Computers are fascinating and so are the ladies.<br />But then like men, they can drive you to Hades<br />They need to be turned on, and of course, so do men,<br />They are very frustrating, you need to count ten.<br />I agree they can be, like women, contrary,<br />And if you 're a newbie, you have to be wary.<br />They have so many annoying glitches,<br />With knobs, whistles, bells and switches.<br />And if you don' t know which ones to use<br />You could be accused of computer abuse.<br />I love my computer and also love men,<br />So I don't mind sometimes, counting to ten,<br />The best thing I like about my trusty puter. <br />Is that when I find something that I think is cuter,<br />I can turn the thing off, with the flick of a switch,<br />And turn it back on , with hardly a hitch.<br />I love the expression Booting up, it's a gas, <br />Though I could boot it sometimes in the ass. <br />But after 4 years, I'd hate not to have it,<br />Because it's become a really great habit.<br />My puter is Fred, when he behaves like a gent.<br />But when he behaves like a man, he is sent<br />To, Hell and to Hades, but just in my head, <br />It's a pity he is just no darn good in bed!!<br /><br />Vee. 2002.Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08555562161772152871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-58192019265347769222007-01-28T17:51:00.000-08:002007-01-28T17:51:00.000-08:00Good one, Lindsay! I think we're all in a rhyming...Good one, Lindsay! I think we're all in a rhyming mode lately! :)<br /><br />I hope you're shakin' your tail feathers down there, Don! I figured you were still thereabouts! Thanks for popping in...as always, it's nice to see you! :)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-46740359299976435422007-01-28T15:58:00.000-08:002007-01-28T15:58:00.000-08:00RSPCA store , it did create
Bargain for a loyal...RSPCA store , it did create <br />Bargain for a loyal mate <br />Printer was for sale that day <br />Printer just for Lee I say <br /><br />Le e zooms in from her retreat<br />As traffic snarls in a humid heat<br />Twenty bucks, was a asking price <br />Lee’s IOU, sure to suffice <br /><br />Kenny’s rests in Lee’s estate <br />Scrap no longer Kenny’s fate <br />She kindly pats his printers head<br />Dare you breakdown my friend !! <br /><br /> <br />Best wisheslindsaylobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16774918551798647046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-41049090179237792012007-01-28T13:26:00.000-08:002007-01-28T13:26:00.000-08:00Oh, yeah... I forgot:
Greetings from Brazil. ;)Oh, yeah... I forgot:<br /><br />Greetings from Brazil. ;)Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17799416132073267186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-32020297577605549852007-01-28T13:20:00.000-08:002007-01-28T13:20:00.000-08:00Soon, soon, Don...getting closer by the minute!
Y...Soon, soon, Don...getting closer by the minute!<br /><br />You would lose on that one particular bet, Don, I'll bet. The organisers of 'Big Day Out' were more afraid of trouble breaking out than the flag-makers were of making money. Nice to see you by the way. :)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-78580557270708081702007-01-28T08:31:00.000-08:002007-01-28T08:31:00.000-08:00I'm wondering when we get to see some of the pictu...I'm wondering when we get to see some of the pictures you're taking. Now you have a printer, too, for your own hardcopies.<br /><br />Just an aside, but good on ya for the Australia Day flag displays. Imagine telling Aussies NOT to show the flag.<br /><br />I bet it was a plot by flag makers to boost their sales, really.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17799416132073267186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-45474885367937792722007-01-27T23:11:00.000-08:002007-01-27T23:11:00.000-08:00How annoying your printer won't plug into your new...How annoying your printer won't plug into your new computer, neo. I thought they were all compatible but obviously not...damn! Yep, good to stick with a brand you know is reliable from first-hand experience.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-20200395619630220432007-01-27T21:03:00.000-08:002007-01-27T21:03:00.000-08:00Lee, good luck with your printer. I am now lookin...Lee, good luck with your printer. I am now looking for one to replace my HP Laserjet4t. Nothing wrong with the printer, except it won't "plug" into my new computer! I have a big HP at the office and have been using it for 14 years with no problems. Think I'll stick with HP.Neoconhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07676392964639885821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-63607022436020426392007-01-27T17:25:00.000-08:002007-01-27T17:25:00.000-08:00Hi there Rel, I used to have a wonderful old MG M...Hi there Rel, I used to have a wonderful old MG Magnette saloon car, complete with leather interior and polished wood dash board which I bought from an elderly friend. It was varitone...grey and high-gloss black...I called the dear little thing, "Remy" after Remy Martin cognac. I no longer have the car, but now I have a very handsome black and white male cat who I call, "Remy"...and sometimes "Remy Martin". He perks up when I call him the latter!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-18388173896393411622007-01-27T16:56:00.000-08:002007-01-27T16:56:00.000-08:00Lee,
A delightful narrative with a happy ending. ...Lee,<br />A delightful narrative with a happy ending. Those are the best kind.<br />I do, however, want to see you drive your buggy with your legs crossed.<br />I've never gotten into the habit of naming my machines or any other inanimate objects. Don't know why, just didn't.<br /><br />relrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09030572981830789370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-46108646638755233572007-01-27T13:04:00.000-08:002007-01-27T13:04:00.000-08:00Our little "Op Shop" up here on the mountain is qu...Our little "Op Shop" up here on the mountain is quite exceptional in the stuff that gets donated to it, Cliff. I bought a brand new keyboard, never used, still in the box (and it's still in the box) one day quite a while back. I've bought many good items from the shop. I was never a person who frequented Op Shops until I came across this one up here on the mountain...it's a little beauty as the saying goes!<br /><br />I love geckos, Peter...have you two been to bed yet? Glad to hear that bottle was empty! Nothing worse than wasting a good red! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-5906173312132841912007-01-27T06:11:00.000-08:002007-01-27T06:11:00.000-08:00Hi Lee, Congrats on the "new" printer hope Kenny c...Hi Lee, Congrats on the "new" printer hope Kenny continues to behave, the movie Kenny was excellent BTW. <br />Any flies on the wall here are in grave danger of being eaten by the Gecko's so that may not be the place to observe from, don't take too much notice of my sister's comments... you know how "old people" get.<br />BUGGER... Wazza just knocked a bottle of red over, thank goodness it was empty.Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835936655590583808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-15807454903694469242007-01-27T05:40:00.000-08:002007-01-27T05:40:00.000-08:00Well Lee, things wouldn't have worked out so well ...Well Lee, things wouldn't have worked out so well if I tried to buy a used printer. I'd be lucky to get a new one to work. <br />I have a Canon i560 and love it.Cliffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12676389902079486865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-48155694802659129192007-01-26T23:06:00.000-08:002007-01-26T23:06:00.000-08:00I can imagine some of the shenanigans going on bet...I can imagine some of the shenanigans going on between Peter & Wazza this weekend, Merle. I'd love to be a fly on the wall. Yes, I did read about Denise, Warren's sister. How wonderful for them. He is very proud of her and rightly so.<br /><br />Lee...he had better be or he will have to deal with the wrath of me!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-9256274000168386702007-01-26T22:46:00.000-08:002007-01-26T22:46:00.000-08:00Remembering that a recent film 'Kenny' related to ...Remembering that a recent film 'Kenny' related to things that were a heap of brown stuff, I hope your Kenny is perfectly behaved!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11236459315155380910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-84124010744297516032007-01-26T22:13:00.000-08:002007-01-26T22:13:00.000-08:00Hi Lee ~~ Congrats on acquiring
Kenny. I have a H...Hi Lee ~~ Congrats on acquiring<br />Kenny. I have a HP but it has no name, unless it misbehaves !!<br />Glad you had a good Australia Day.<br />Thanks for your visit and kind words.<br />Did you read Warren's sister Denise, the artist got an award. He's so proud. I shudder to think of what my little bro and he will get up to this weekend, but I fear liquor will be involved. Take care Lee, Love, Merle.Merlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05763778255535640633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-57739763245410885282007-01-26T20:14:00.000-08:002007-01-26T20:14:00.000-08:00Hiya Della, I can imagine how hot it is down ther...Hiya Della, I can imagine how hot it is down there as it's bloody hot up here today. I'm sweating like the proverbial (if pigs do sweat, that is!) <br /><br />Good to see you out and about again! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-33836987892095847662007-01-26T20:07:00.000-08:002007-01-26T20:07:00.000-08:00Hi Lee, I can certainly understand your reluctance...Hi Lee, I can certainly understand your reluctance to journey down here, it's hot, it's humid, and there are people EVERYWHERE... even down at our southern end, the traffic is peak wherever you go.<br /><br />mmm, maybe I'm just not the sentimental type, my computer is 'the machine' - come to think of it, so is my printer, I am on a canon now too, always used to be a HP, till the last one I bought never got it's act together, the canons have a good reputation.DellaBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00155594753101319379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-2881128775398870952007-01-26T19:08:00.000-08:002007-01-26T19:08:00.000-08:00I'm watching it now, Robyn...the tennis, that is. ...I'm watching it now, Robyn...the tennis, that is. I hope it's a quick match so I can have a nap! lol<br /><br />This sure is a hard-hitting battle out there on the courts. Glad it's them and not me!<br /><br />Yes, of course, we're all mad...but I wouldn't have it any other way. It makes life more interesting! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-62216846074365348422007-01-26T18:21:00.000-08:002007-01-26T18:21:00.000-08:00I've got Lexy the Lexmark printer and as I have an...I've got Lexy the Lexmark printer and as I have an HP computer, he's Horatio Performer. Are we all mad, or what? My car is called Holly, my daughter's car is Roxy and I had a friend who called her ute James.<br /><br />Sounds like your Australia Day was as exhausting as mine, Lee. Good fun, though. Gotta watch that tennis!Puss-in-Bootshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02313418336654760327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-31406795593011697072007-01-26T17:38:00.000-08:002007-01-26T17:38:00.000-08:00And I must admit, Kenny is very quiet as he goes a...And I must admit, Kenny is very quiet as he goes about his business.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-83748649889145790302007-01-26T17:36:00.000-08:002007-01-26T17:36:00.000-08:00My first printer was an Epson...then I had a Canon...My first printer was an Epson...then I had a Canon for a little while (long story) and now this Canon.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-46638974202693873042007-01-26T17:24:00.000-08:002007-01-26T17:24:00.000-08:00my first printer was a canon and it lasted forever...my first printer was a canon and it lasted forever..noise and all lol.. I hope yours does as well.DesLilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02582481597658080464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-8979689447516006922007-01-26T15:58:00.000-08:002007-01-26T15:58:00.000-08:00I hope it will be a lasting relationship, Welsh. ...I hope it will be a lasting relationship, Welsh. I'm quite smitten and by his performance so far, I think he is, as well. I've passed your good wishes on to Kenny. He's very eager for me to push his button again today...as I went out yesterday to friends for a barbecue, I didn't have a chance to play with him! He's primed and ready to perform!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27914104.post-63208459063837188382007-01-26T15:33:00.000-08:002007-01-26T15:33:00.000-08:00Oh, Lee, I'm so glad someone else gives names to t...Oh, Lee, I'm so glad someone else gives names to their machines! Wishing you and Kenny a very happy life together....Welshcakes Limoncellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17209759237794290941noreply@blogger.com