Thursday, August 19, 2021

CH-CH-CH-CHANGES.....

 

 





David Bowie sang about it.  He became the master of change, successfully achieving it time and time again.  (I saw Bowie live in concert at Lang Park, Brisbane in 1983.  I wouldn't have changed a thing about it, except to see him again, and again, and again....)

A leopard refuses to change its spots, no matter what life tosses at it.  Maybe if an open can of paint is thrown at the leopard, its spots would disappear.

Some dare to proffer change is inevitable. And there are those who say we should welcome it. Many don’t want change, nor do they welcome it.

There’s nothing wrong with change if it’s in the right direction”... mused Winston Churchill.

And then, out of the blue, Lao Tzu came up with one that was a bit of a conundrum just to confuse us (pun intended…did you get it?):-

Quote: “If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading”!

Tzu’s quote makes me scratch my head!  What if where one is heading IS the right direction?  Did Lao Tzu consider that scenario?

Benjamin Franklin had to put the kibosh on everything by thoughtlessly sprouting – “When you’re finished changing, you’re finished!”

To be frank, didn’t Franklin ever read “The Power of Positive Thinking”?

Freud altered our attitudes towards the couch...aka sofa, not the grass variety.

Jung came along shortly thereafter to change what we thought of Freud’s changes by consciously advising us how to unconsciously change our dreams.

In 1964 Bob Dylan reckoned the times were a-changin’. We listened intently, and began to change our minds about many things.

The Who were determined to change when they belted out “Won’t Get Fooled Again”!   I wonder if they did....

Boyz ll Men fought against change when they discovered “It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday”.

The Kinks felt similarly because they went “All Day and All of the Night” without a change in the beat!

Cream wanted to change colour for a while, so they entered the “White Room”.

The Rolling Stones achieved complete “Satisfaction”, making it very obvious they didn’t want to change.

The Doors suffered from the winter chill, and asked us to light their fire.

Some think change is as good as a holiday, but that not always the case. Some holidays can be failures.

Is the key to change hanging on my key ring, I wonder?   

Does one really change?   Deep within...does one change within?  I don't believe so. A person grows - one matures (or should do).  We learn as we walk life's path, but our inner self remains the same, in my humble, personal opinion. I know my inner being....inner self has changed very little, if at all. I can't, and won't speak for others.

Is the Wind of Change one’s destiny, or just seasonal?

 

 


Sunday, August 08, 2021

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

 



Italy's Gianmarco Tamberi and Qatar's Mutaz Essa Barshim decided to share the gold medal in the men's high jump in the Tokyo Olympic Games

Tamberi (on left) congratulating his ountryman, Lamont Marcell Jacobs on his 100m Gold Medal wub

 

 



 

Watching the Olympic Games much shouting went on around here...by me. My voice is only now getting back to normal, as are my neighbours’ ears.  I discovered I could hold my breath for ages without expiring.  So much excitement!  It will take a month of Sundays and a year of Saturdays for me to recover. 

The fearless skateboarders grabbed my attention, and held it.  I’m going to drain my neighbours’ fish ponds, with the intention of using them, the emptied ponds, not my neighbours, to hone my skills in readiness for Paris...a gold medal awaits!   

BMX beckons, too.  I’ve a good chance there, as well, if only I could find my bike...and get on it!

Oh! Boy! Having had lots of practice through the years, I cleared some hurdles. 

Diving into the deep end as I waited for the gymnastics to begin stopped me from climbing the wall.  I jumped through hoops, but got tangled. To top it off, the ribbons strangled me. I needed balls to finish off the rhythmic gymnastics.  The floor events did me in even though I’m a good tumbler. It took me forever to get back up off the floor.  On the uneven bars I performed well, which wasn’t surprising, I suppose.  Although, it has been a number of years since I sat at a bar, even or uneven, even.

There were many magical moments during the Olympics. The respect shown between the competitors was inspirational.  All who participated deserve medals.  In my opinion, there were no losers.  Each and every one who competed is a winner. Going from strength to strength, the competitors, in every event, proved dreams can come true.  The senses of self-belief, self-worth and respect for others – the camaraderie - shown throughout the Olympics give one hope people everywhere, not only within our own fair shores, can become better persons; that greed in all its forms, and envy, the most destructive and ugliest of traits, no longer exist.  

So a few “f-bombs” and “s-bombs” were dropped, who cares?  I’d be a hypocrite if I complained about the exuberant utterances. I exuberantly utter such utterances often....

A lasting vision, which will be shown over and over again, one which will never become boring or repetitious...is Dean Boxall’s untethered reaction to Ariarne Titmus’ first gold medal.  Arnie winning her sought-after gold, and her coach’s unrestrained, spontaneous celebration were, I believe, how the rest of we Aussies were feeling when we witnessed her achievement.  For me a similar feeling continued throughout the two weeks.

Never one to shy away from the truth, I’m a sook...a big sook.  I shed many tears of pure joy and pride as I watched the Olympians. 

How could one not get misty-eyed when the high jumpers, Italy’s Tamberi and Qatar’s Barshim, shared the gold medal?  It was a sight to behold; sportsmanship at its best. Topping it off was Tamberi’s reaction when his fellow countryman, Lamont Marcell Jacobs, won gold in the men’s 100 metres final. Jacobs’s win created history by earning Italy its first ever gold medal in the event. It was the first time since 2004 someone who isn’t Usain Bolt has won the title. Yep! Once again my tears flowed.

The spirit of the Games was tangible.

As a keen spectator via my TV, so much fun was had by me while watching the breathtaking efforts of those who participated in the various, heart-stopping events.  

The spirit of the Games was tangible.  The Olympics were a welcome relief from the myriad troubles of today’s world...a welcome reprieve from the abounding confusion, hypocrisy, and contradictions thrown at us day after day, hour after hour.  The Games were what reality TV should be at all times...not that other stuff!!  

It was two weeks of laughter, cheers and tears...no jeers.  Pure gold!  

Will I be watching the Paralympics? Too right I will.  Will my tears flow once more, too right they will! I don’t have nerves of steel...mine are as soft as marshmallows

 

In the words of David Bowie; “We can be heroes...”  It shouldn’t be an impossible dream. Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if it were possible. Freddie said it well...”We are the champions!”   Worthy goals for each one of us, not only the Olympians, to strive for.....

 

 

No-Bake Marshmallow Pie: Combine 1½c crumbed granita or marie biscuits, 1/3c white sugar and 6tbs melted butter. Press into base and sides of buttered 9-inch pie pan. Chill. Beat 2c cream until soft peaks form. Melt 300g mini marshmallows in pan over low heat with 1/4c milk. Cool; then mix in whipped cream.  Spoon into pie crust; top with biscuit crumbs; chill at least 4hrs. Garnish with fresh strawberries, if desired.

Chocolate-Caramel Marshmallow Bars: Grease and line a 6cm deep 22cm square brownie tin with baking paper. Blitz 250g granitas to crumbs. Add 199g melted butter; mix well; press into base of pan. Using heavy based saucepan over very low heat, dissolve 300g white sugar into 1/3c water while gently stirring. Use a pastry brush with a little water to rid pan sides of any sugar. Stop stirring when sugar dissolves; turn heat up to med-low; bring to slow boil. Boil 10-15mins until syrup turns a deep amber colour. Add 113g unsalted butter; stir until melted; add 1/2c thickened cream; stir well. Bring caramel back to boil, about 6-7mins; stir often until mixture thickens and is a dark golden brown colour. Drizzle a little caramel over biscuit base; place 280g vanilla marshmallows (if using large, cut in half) over top, pressing them quite close together. Pour remaining caramel over top allowing it to drizzle down into the gaps. Chill for at least half an hour before proceeding. Topping: Melt 300g milk chocolate in 30sec increments; stir well between each burst until just melted; pour melted chocolate over top; spread evenly; chill  until set.  

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

WHAT’S IN A NAME? WATSON’S A NAME....







 

Below is just a bit of frivolous, harmless fun.....

 

Once upon a time I knew a miner, but he wasn’t a minor.  Also, I knew a major who wasn’t a major.  Mr Major and his family lived across the street, next door to the Sargents.   

Mr. Butcher, another neighbour, was a cop, not a butcher.   With a bushel-load of kids...11 in total...Mr. and Mrs. Bushel from two doors down lived up to their name. Mr. Rice from the end of the lane was called “Sago” by his friends. 

Mr. Head was a school teacher at my primary school, but he wasn’t the principal.  Mr. Head was, in principle, the Deputy Principal aka Deputy Head.  Through the years I’ve met a few Richard Craniums, too.

Why are redheads often called, “Bluey”?  The nickname originated in the 1890s. It probably made as little sense then as it does now. Were...are...redheads more prone to having a blue, perhaps....hmmm.... My mother was a fiery redhead.  I dared not call her “Bluey”.  Doing so certainly would have stoked the fire!

Do those who bear the name “Parsons” have a nose for things? 

What about “Taylor”?  I went to school with a girl with the surname of “Taylor”. She couldn’t sew a stitch.  I did have a great-uncle who was a tailor.  His name was “Daly”, and he sewed daily

A blooming lovely pair was Rose and Daisy Flowers. 

Mr. Coffey was an instant success, and not only with the ladies.  Some say it was because he was an Irish Coffey.  He wasn’t a drip. 

Cherry Stone had had a rocky start to life, but it made her bolder.  Mr. Baker took the cake!  He should’ve used his scone.  When he was on a roll he’d sponge off others.  It was how he was bred, I guess.

When I was a teenager, a boy named Marlon Fysh lived down the road. He looked pretty good from every angle.  Unfortunately, he used to carp on a bit.  Often he’d perch on his fence, and never clam up.  His sister, Kat was known for her sting!  Sandy Shaw was gritty. Shelly Shaw, her cousin, was rough around the edges.  On the other hand, Shelly Case, at times, was a bit husky. 

Surprisingly, in reality, the two Lyon sisters were just timid pussy cats who wouldn’t hurt a fly.  They knew when and where to draw the line, too.  Justin Lyon was often out of step, though.

The Days and Knights came around with regularity.  You could set your clocks by them.  Some said the Penns needed to sharpen up, but what was the point?  Casper didn’t have a ghost of a chance. He was spirited away quickly. Paige Turner worked at the town library.  Many could take a leaf out of her book. 

The Greens, Browns, Whites and Lemons were a colourful lot.  They saw red one day, and had a blue.  It was easy to warm to Parker Coates.  I’d willingly have shared a trench with him any day of a winter week.  Frequently, Gail blew in and out, storming around the place, much to the amusement of Harry Kane.  His sister, Candy, was the sweetest little thing. 

Up Sheep Creek, River, Flo Waters’ uncle was pretty dry.  His best mate, Willy Burrows was a Digger. Unfortunately, he was always in a hole. 

My grandmother’s maiden name was “Hose”.  As much as she tried, she never could quite tap into the connection between her and the Gardners who came from the same area as she did.   However, Nana bailed out when she gained the married name of “Hay”.  

See the trouble I get into when locked in, locked up in lockdown?   While shut in, perhaps I should shut up.

 

Rice Cakes: Preheat oven to 200°C.  Grease 8 x 2/3-cup capacity mini loaf pan. Line with baking paper.  Cook 2/3rd cup basmati rice, following absorption method on packet. Rinse; set aside to cool. Place rice,  250g smoked, skinless diced chicken breast, 2/3rd cup chopped sun-dried tomatoes, 1c grated mozzarella, 3 thinly sliced shallot stalks, 1/4c finely shredded basil leaves, 3 lightly beaten eggs, and pepper into bowl. Mix well to combine.  Spoon into prepared pan. Sprinkle with grated mozzarella. Bake 15 -2 mins or until cakes are firm to the touch and light golden. Stand in pan for 5 minutes (not you!). Turn onto a wire rack. Cool completely before cutting into slices.

Sago Patties: Wash and soak 1c sago in enough water 3-4 hours,; then drain.  Mash 2 to 3 medium, boiled potatoes. Add the soaked sago, 1/2c crushed roasted peanuts, 1tspgreen chillis, 1tsp crushed cumin seeds, 1tsp grated ginger, 1tbs lemon juice, salt and 1/4c chopped coriander leaves.

Baked Sago Pudding: Preheat oven 160C.  Soak 1c sago for 30mins. Boil 1ltr milk and 1 cinnamon stick on high heat until boiling; reduce heat; remove cinnamon; add sago and pinch of salt. Stir continuously; cook 15mins. Remove from heat; add 5tbs sugar and 2-3tsp vanilla essence; add 5tbs butter and 2 eggs; mix thoroughly. Pour into greased baking dish, or individual ramekins; sift cinnamon on top.  Bake 30-35mins.  

Mango Sago: Bring 1ltr water to boil. Add 1/2c sago pearls; cook 15mins or until translucent. Stir occasionally to prevent from sticking together.  Turn off heat; strain ago using a fine sieve. Rinse thoroughly until the sago pearls are no longer hot to touch. Transfer to a bowl; soak in little water.  Cut 3 large mangoes into cubes. Reserve about a cup of the cubes for later as toppings. Place remaining cubes in blender. Add 1/3c suga;  pulse on high speed until it turns into a smooth puree. Drain water from cooked sago and transfer to a larger bowl. Add the mango puree and 1c coconut cream, or coconut milk; mix with a spoon or spatula until well blended.  Divide into 6-8 serving bowls; top each with the reserved mango cubes. Chill for at least an hour before serving.

 

Monday, July 12, 2021

SASHA, THE BRAVE

 




The above are not pictures of Sasha and Smocka...but both are very much like how they were...

Graphite drawing by me...


At various times through the years in posts I’ve mentioned Sasha, my much-loved ginger cat.  It was in 1967, as a little kitten around the age of 6 weeks, he came into my life and I, into his. At the time I was married to Mervyn, my first husband.  When Mervyn and I separated in 1968, I gained custody of Sasha, which was a no-brainer, of course.  

In rapid time, from the moment he came into my life, Sasha, had become my shadow.  When I was at home, he was always by my side.  He was my best buddy. 

A big ginger fellow with a proud demeanour, a snowy white chest and belly, he feared little, if anything.   I’d named him after the little boy, the son, in Boris Pasternak’s. “Doctor Zhivago”.

Mervyn and I had been living in Moray Street, New Farm, an inner Brisbane suburb.  Upon our separation, I moved down the street a bit, and around a corner to set up camp in Oxlade Drive...still in New Farm...in a river-front flat.  My new small home, which consisted of one bedroom, bathroom, lounge/dining area and kitchen. was the portioned-off rear section of a home owned by an elderly lady who was rarely present.  She spent the majority of her time visiting her son who lived in Port Moresby. 

My bedroom opened up to a grand vista of the Brisbane River, and across to the suburb of Hawthorne.  Four stairs led down from the small landing out from my bedroom, down to the yard. From there it was only a few strides and you found yourself on the wide grassy verge bordering the river.  Back then I’d sleep with my bedroom door open, something one couldn’t do safely these days, unfortunately.

Early in 1970, I relocated from New Farm to Toowong, into a two-bedroom, upstairs’ unit in a newly-constructed block of six units.   

A year or two after living in the upstairs unit, I moved into what had been the owner/manager’s unit...a townhouse at the rear of the building.  Two bedrooms and the bathroom were on the upper level, with a carpeted staircase leading down to the lower level which consisted of lounge/dining, kitchen, and laundry leading off from the latter.  With the relocation, I also took over the management of the rest of the units in the block.

On the day of my move from New Farm to Toowong I’d hired a removalist to do the heavy lifting and shifting.  (When I left Gympie in 1965, to work in Brisbane I shared a flat, with another girl, for about nine months.  The flat was in Toowong).

Sasha disappeared during the loading of my furniture, and odds and ends.  My belief nothing scared him was shattered.  Perhaps change, lots of activity and a truck were what he feared.

My concern wasn’t warranted, I discovered, to my relief.   

I found Sasha contentedly curled up in the back of the removalist’s truck, on top of one of the many cartons. He was ready to go.  He made it very obvious, I wasn't going anywhere without him.  In no way was he at all ruffled.  Sasha never ceased to amaze me, and amaze me he did that day.

A couple of years after settling into the apartment at Toowong, I adopted a kitten.  I named him “Smocka”.  

 By some unfeeling, heartless person Smocka's mother had been dumped on the property when she was due to give birth to her little furry family.

Animals should never be under-estimated.  The mother cat sensed I had a love for cats.   There is no other explanation why, a few hours after giving birth, she brought each one of her bubs to me...setting up a cosy home for herself and her kittens in my laundry.

I managed to give three of her four kittens away to friends, who I knew would give them safe, happy homes, keeping one, Smocka, for myself.  From the moment he opened his eyes, Smocka attached himself to me.  He picked me.  I had no choice.  It was what it was.  He was a dear, sweet-natured little fellow. His steely-blue-grey coat and amber-green eyes betrayed perhaps some higher breeding in his genetics. I think his mother may have been playing around amongst the "upper-classes".

Immediately, Sasha became Smocka's mentor.  He protectively guarded Smocka, his little, new best mate.  Never did he utter a miaow of dissent towards him.  Not once was there any display of jealousy or anger shown by Sasha towards Smocka.

One Saturday morning I returned from shopping to find Smocka bailed up at my front screen door. Having come from bright sunlight, into the shade of the carport, at first I didn't see my furry friend in the shadows.  

However, I did, immediately, see a white boxer dog, with the hairs on it back raised, at my door.  At once, the hairs on my own back rose!  A low, guttural growl was issuing from the dog’s mouth.

Once my eyes adjusted to the light, I saw Smocka frozen on the spot with the dog about an inch or two from him.  

I froze, too, not wanting to make a sudden move, believing all hell would break loose if I did so, and knowing Smocka would become the victim.

Fear took over my being as I stood there wondering what to do next to save my little mate.  

It was then I noticed Sasha. Stealthily, all puffed up ready for battle, quietly he strode with determined intent across the yard at the rear of my apartment. I remained rooted to the spot.  Somehow, I knew Sasha had the matter under control.

The albino boxer had no idea what was in store for him. He was too concentrated on Smocka to be aware of what was going on around him.

Proudly, and in awe, I watched as Sasha approached the unwary dog. Having snuck up behind him, with one quick movement and a flash of claw, Sasha struck out at the unsuspecting dog. Sasha quickly followed with another massive blow to the dog's nose. The dog let out a couple of surprised, woeful cries, and with blood pouring from his face he ran backwards. I immediately flew to the screen door, and ushered Smocka inside. Sasha was prepared to continue the battle, but I picked him up and put him inside as well.

I turned to chase the dog, which by then had given a few loud whelps and had run, in fear and shock, when it's owner, who was visiting a ground-level unit the apartment block, came out to see what the turmoil was about.

Sneering, he looked at me, and, in a half-smart tone, said, "My dog would have any cat for breakfast!"

He wasn't very smart in saying that to me, considering the mood I was in. I moved closer to him, standing 12 to 18 inches from him...up close and personal. Looked him directly in the eye, I replied.

"If your dog had as much as touched a single fur on my cat's body, it wouldn't be alive at this moment, of that you can be sure! It would've had to deal with me, as would have you!

And another thing you should know...albino boxers are illegal. They are supposed to be put-down at birth. Secondly, you are a visitor to the property and dogs are not allowed, especially unleashed dogs, so I advise you to leave right this moment and take that mongrel with you before I report you both!"

As meek as a reprimanded child, the dog owner backed down without a further word.  He and his dog left, both with their tails between their legs.

I was so proud of Sasha that day.  He was my hero...he was Smocka’s hero.

 

****Addendum...At the time this incident took place I was employed by the Kolotex Group of Companies...I worked for them for 14 years.  One of my co-workers and her husband bred boxer dogs.  Constantly she talked about their dogs, driving her co-workers crazy!  It was through her I learned about the sad fate in store for albino boxers.  

Please do not misunderstand me....I love dogs.  It’s some careless dog owners who are the problem!

Like the person who lives across the way from here where I live.  She has a doberman which she lets run free.  I chased it out of the yard yesterday.  Remy and Shama are indoor cats.  I’d be full of anxiety if they weren’t, with this large dog running around the place, un-tethered