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Champagne isn’t produced in Australia.
Referring to our Aussie bubbly or sparkling wine as “Champagne”
is an erreur. However, if we insist on the name calling (as
we do), doing so doesn’t mean we’re a snob - just a stirrer.
Our plebeian habit does upset the pedantic French,
though. To be fair, in their defence, it
is their right (legal right) to feel a little put-out, and give us a spray. With years
of practice, we’ve become pretty adept at ducking....it it runs off our backs easily.
Of course, we all know...or should know....Champagne
is produced within the province of Champagne in the north-eastern part of
France.
If we Aussies produced a special wine at Tin Can Bay
we’d call it “Tin Can Bay”, and be protective of its name, wouldn’t we? Of course we would!
The French aren’t the only ones defensive of their
wine names, ma chérie amour.
.
The Portuguese also believe they have the right to acordar com os pés de fora (wake up
in a bad mood/be grumpy), or be estar com
o azeites (be angry) if we call port, “port”. The folk of Portugal think ter muita lata (we have a lot of nerve)
to do so.
What are we supposed to call
it – “suitcase”?
As for sherry, the Spanish, if they grabbed a hold, would
probably toss us into a bull ring or into the streets of Pamplona ahead of the
Running of the Bulls if they caught us referring to sherry as “sherry”. Again, to we Aussies it’s como el que oye llover (It’s like water
off a duck’s back) – sherry it shall remain.
I’m whining, I suppose, but the Europeans get pretty
toey about our irreverence.
The Italians jumped on the wine wagon, just to prove the point, I think.
For reasons known only to them they decided
to change the name of the Prosecco grape to “Glera”.
That’s la goccia che ha fatto
traboccare il vaso (the straw that broke the camel’s back)!
Porca miseria (Damn
it!) It’s impossible to keep up! I need a drink!
Deleted from our Aussie vocabulary, or supposed to be, are the following:
- Burgundy, Chablis, Graves, Manzanilla, Marsala, Moselle, Sauterne, White
Burgundy, to name a few. Amontillado –
no, it’s not an armoured anteater - is on the banned list, too.
Since when have we been known to do as we are told?
Tokay is still okay...for another few years, anyway.
Are people still popping their corks hosting Champagne
Breakfasts these days?
Inviting friends over for a Champagne Breakfast was a popular way to waste a day back in the 70s and early 80s. Such en vogue les rassemblements (in vogue gatherings) were barrels of fun.
Importantly, one had to ensure there was enough food
hidden in the fridge to cover lunch because some folk never knew when to
leave. There were some guests who were
welcome to linger longer; and then, of course, there were some you wish you’d
not invited in the first place.
“Bubbly Breakfast” or “Sparkling Wine Breakfast” doesn’t
sound as effervescent, frivolous or inviting as “Champagne Breakfast”, to my
way of thinking.
For my breakfast these days I start off with a glass
or two of water; then I juice oranges au
naturel (the fruit, not me); munch on a bowl of muesli, or chomp on toast
heaped high with avocado, followed by a mug of comforting coffee to fill any
gaps that may remain.
Being the boring old whatsit I’ve become, there’s not
a glass of Champagne or bubbly within easy reach or sight.
The three bottles of Champers I’d had hidden in my fridge I gave away
to a good friend a few weeks ago. Someone
may as well get some good use out of them! I can always
buy another bottle or two, if or when I get the urge. I never seem to get the urge these days.
What is the world coming to? C'est
la vie...
But then...Melbourne Cup Day is rapidly approaching...who
knows?
Mandarin Cinnamon French Toast:
Combine 300ml cream, 1tbs icing sugar and 1/4tsp ground cardamom; whisk until
thickened slightly. Cover; chill. Place
2c champagne, 1/2c sugar, 2 green cardamom pods, 1 cinnamon stick and 1 lightly
crush star anise in saucepan over low to med-heat; stir until sugar melts.
Increase heat to high; bring to boil. Add 6 peeled, quartered and halved
crossways mandarins; cook. 2-3mins; take off heat; set aside. Cool 10mins
before moving mandarins; place on tray. Place poaching liquid back on heat;
bring to boil; reduce heat; simmer 10mins or until thickened. Whisk together 3 eggs, 1/4c milk, vanilla,
1/3c caster sugar, 1/4c cream, tsp cinnamon and 1tsp lemon zest. Heat pan over
med-heat, melt 20g butter until it begins to bubble. Dip 8 thick slices of
fruit bread into the egg mixture; place on pan to cook. Cook in batches, 2mins
each side or until golden. Divide the cinnamon between 4 plates with the
poached mandarins. Pour over the syrup;
top with cardamom cream.
Crabby Benedict: Cut English muffin in half; toast
each half. Poach 2 eggs, 3-5mins. When
cooked, place on paper towels to remove excess water. Make yoghurt sauce – 1/2c yoghurt, 2tbs Dijon
mustard, 2tsp lemon juice; season to taste. On one half of muffin, layer slices
of avocado, cooked crab meat; repeat with other muffin half, avocado and
crab. Add a spoonful of yoghurt sauce;
top each stack with a poached egg; top with more sauce. Garnish with chopped
shallot.
Champagne Cupcakes: Preheat oven 175C; prepare a
cupcake pan with liners. Whisk together 1-2/3c plain flour, 1c sugar, 1/4tsp
baking soda and 1tsp baking powder. Add
3/4c room temp butter, 3 egg whites, 1tsp vanilla, 1/2c sour cream and 1/2c
plus 2tbs champagne; mix on medium speed just until smooth. Do not over mix. Fill cupcake liners a little
more than half way. Bake 18-20mins. Cool
1-2mins; then remove to rack to cool. Make frosting: Combine 1/2c butter and
1/2c copha until smooth; add 2c icing sugar; mix until smooth; add 4-5tbs
champagne. Add a little more champagne,
if needed, until desired consistency is reach; top cupcakes with frosting.
