A section of the western view as I drive along Main Western Road en route to our local supermarket, IGA |
I’m a broken, wounded woman...hurt to the core, and
beyond. I may never recover. One thing about which I’m certain...the
recuperation period will be lengthy.
Lost in my
thoughts - it could be said by many (including me) I was living in a fool’s
paradise - minding my own business while strolling along IGA’s aisles tossing
(carefully) this and that into my supermarket trolley, stopping here and there
for a cheerful “G’day” to the usual suspects
.
Upon reaching
my destination, I shared pleasantries with the lovely young lass who had,
having checked out my ladened trolley, thoughtfully opened a checkout to help
ease my load.
My morning had been progressing along a
satisfactory, hassle-free path, when suddenly words, uttered loud enough for me
(and others) to hear in reference to my own good, innocent self, caused me to
abruptly hurtle, at a rapid rate of knots, back down to earth with an almighty
crash.
The words directed toward me were words of the kind
that sometimes can be an unwanted, unwelcome, rude awakening...the reality of
reality. Life, and those in it, can be, at
times, so cruel; so thoughtless.
My spirit was crushed like a trodden-upon grape when
hearing a markedly succinct voice, rather loudly, not unlike that of a Town
Crier, declare, for all the world to hear, something along the lines...”When is
that OLD lady going to be finished...” -
words to that effect. Maybe it was -
“OLD woman”. The rest became indistinct
after the word - “old”!
Harrumph!
Hearing the explicit, impossible-to-ignore
statement, and knowing to whom it referred, I spun around to face my heartless
detractor.
Spontaneously, I burst into laughter. Actually, I’d begun laughing before turning
around.
Swinging on
the guard rail, oblivious to the distress he’d caused –no wonder I have grey
hair - was a little boy of around four years, bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed.
It’s no secret I turned a year older in early November, but there was no need for him to pour vinegar onto the wound, and then rub
salt into it!
The young fellow was shopping with his grandmother,
who was – is - younger than I am.
Perched in the trolley was his little sister who was along for the
ride. Fortunately for me, she’s not yet
a fluent talker. She was looking on with
interest, though...probably making mental notes.
I promised the little bloke I’d stick around for
another 70 or so years, just to have the satisfaction of repaying him in kind. I’d toss similar words back at him when
coming upon him at a checkout! That’ll
teach him!
Amid my laughter, I asked him what Santa was going
to bring him for Christmas. Well, that
surely opened the floodgates.
Thenceforth, I couldn’t shut him up!
My laughter continued as I walked towards where my
car was parked. The grandmother greeted
me as she passed by to place her trolley in its respective parking bay. Chuckling, she, too, was still highly amused
by the checkout vignette. We exchanged
pleasantries.
As I loaded my groceries into said vehicle, my
amusement persisted, and it continued, unabated, on my drive home.
The happy little bloke made my day...he’d made my
week.
Out of the mouths of babes...you can’t help but love
kids. They are a joy...even if
unfiltered.
A week or so following this” distressing incident”, the
grandmother and I passed each other in one of IGA’s aisle, and we paused to chat.
Again, I burst into laughter, as did she.
Naturally, the little bloke was the centre of our conversation.
She told me that later in the day of his supermarket outburst when his
mother arrived home from work, she had paid a visit to her hairdresser during the day.
She came hair with a new hairdo and hair colour. Her hair was blue, different to the colour it was when she'd left home that morning.
Upon seeing his mother’s new appearance, the little fellow
blurted out – “You’re old!”
His mother is 37! So, there
is hope for me yet.....
While on the subject of age....
One is never too old to learn. Sometimes I regret I never went to university
when I was younger.
The times I regret
not attending uni are when I read articles like the one I read in “The
Australian” newspaper the other day. At this ancient
age I am I’ve only now learned flies are unhygienic - that a fly’s legs and
wings are bacteria-ridden!
Who would’ve thunk it?
Researchers from the Pennsylvania State
University, Singapore’s Nanyang Technological University and the Federal
University of Rio De Janeiro have alerted ignoramuses like me to this
world-shattering news. Through their
tireless, in-depth researches they’ve found this to be the case.
I’m speechless...almost!
I knew I should’ve extended my education by
attending university. If I’d done so –
if I’d swatted long and hard - way before now I may have known the truth about
the airborne, dirty, little critters that transport many harmful species of
bacteria dangerous to humans. ****
Yep! One
is never too old to learn....or to laugh...
Gingerbread
Sandwich: Cream 3/4c butter and 1
packed cup brown sugar until light and fluffy; add 1 egg and 3/4c molasses.
Combine 4c plain flour, 2tsp mixed spice,1-1/2tsp baking soda, 1-1/4tsp ground
ginger and 1/4tsp salt; gradually add to creamed mixture; mix well. Cover;
chill 2hrs or until easy to handle. On lightly floured surface, roll dough to
1/8-inch thickness. Cut with a floured 3-inch tree-shaped cutter. Place
2-inches apart on un-greased baking sheets. Gently press mini M&Ms into half
of biscuits. Bake at 160C, 8-10mins. Cool completely on wire racks. Make icing,
and tint green, if desired. Spread over plain half of biscuits; top with
decorated halves; store in fridge.
Peppermint Christmas Slice: Grease
and line an 18cmc28cm rectangular slice tray. Place 240g finely crushed
Marie biscuits into bowl; stir in 2tbs cocoa powder. Melt 300g sweetened
condensed milk, 100g butter and 200g block peppermint chocolate; pour onto
crushed biscuits; add 1-2 drops peppermint essence; mix well. Spread into
baking tray. Pour 250g melted milk chocolate over top; decorate with 5
chopped candy canes and M&Ms; chill minimum 3-4hrs. Allow slice to
come to room temp before cutting into pieces; store in airtight container up to
5 days.
Chocolate-Nutella
Candy Caners: Stir together 2-1/4 unsifted plain flour, 1tsp
baking soda and 1/2tsp salt. Beat butter 1/4c unsalted butter and 1/2c Nutella
with 3/4c sugar and 3/4packed cup of brown sugar until creamy. Add 2tsp vanilla
and 2 eggs, one at a time, mixing on low speed until incorporated. Gradually
blend dry mixture into creamed mixture. Stir in 295g semi-sweet choc chips and
1/2c candy cane pieces. Drop by tablespoon onto un-greased baking sheets. Bake
at 190C 9-11mins until golden brown.
Rudolph Knows: Moisten glass rims; dip into green sanding sugar; add cranberry juice
to halfway; fill up with ginger ale. Add ice cube and a strawberry. It’ll
sleigh you!
**** I do hope you realise I am being facetious...tongue-in-cheek...re my newly-acquired knowledge about flies!!!!
**** I do hope you realise I am being facetious...tongue-in-cheek...re my newly-acquired knowledge about flies!!!!
Learning and laughter sound pretty good to me. And this week I am certainly older than dirt. Older than very old dirt.
ReplyDeleteHey, EC....We need more laughter...and lately I've certainly felt I've needed it!
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
As you said, out of the mouths of babes. My niece once asked my partner why he is so wrinkly. Another niece asked her mother, why are you so big and J (her other mother) small? They are the same height but the similarity ends there.
ReplyDeleteHi Andrew...the pure innocence of a child...it's quite wonderful.
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
As kids they're so cute! but then they grow into rude adults, unless home and school detect the ones with "potential" and try hard to educate them.
ReplyDeleteFlies do indeed carry bacterias, so do plants (the Christmas tree too), and of course cats and dogs. There are no lovers of flies among us, but the lovers of plants and pets should know that and beware.
Oh, this little boy wasn't being rude or cheeky, DUTA...he was a little sweetie. A joy and....honest! lol
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I thought someone was going to complain you were up at the register before others; what a hoot, sweet little boy he was; and now you can commiserate with his grandmother. ha.
ReplyDeleteG'day, Linda...it really was a special moment....he was a pure joy. :)
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
But if you had been at university you would not have been studying entomology or bacteriology. You would have probably been studying English, Philosophy, Australian History or Cookery. By now you would have been Professor George, jetting all over the world to give guest lectures and writing lengthy books such as "Cultural Diversity and Social Dynamics on Hinchinbrook Island" and "The History of Gingerbread".
ReplyDeleteI know, Yorkie....I realise now studying either would have helped me so much with my cookery studies.
DeleteOh, well....I lost my chance. It's too late now to cry over spilled milk (the flies are having a whale of a time wading in it), but at least, finally, I've learned about the wicked ways of the dastardly little critters!
There are no flies on me re social dynamics, though...on or off islands.
Thanks for coming by. :)
Flies are unhygenic? You mean after crawling all over garbage and dog poop and manure piles on farms they aren't squeaky clean? Thats amazing. As to being called out in public over getting older...there really is only one acceptable response and that is laughter (and the hope that the perpetrator swallows one of those unhygenic flies lol.
ReplyDeleteI know, Delores...it's almost unbelievable, isn't it? We learn something new every day. Our education was sadly lacking until those studies throughout the world were conducted, apparently! Did I give a spray when I read that!!! :)
DeleteI'd love to see that little boy again. He was a cutie.
Thanks for coming by. :)
Greetings from the UK. Good luck to you and your endeavours.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.
Thank you and same to you, Andrew. :)
DeleteWe do need to laugh more - I think our health does better. I made a lot of desserts for Christmas and I am eating way too much!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat we do, Sandie. Laughter is great....and even better when spontaneous...unexpected.
DeleteChristmas desserts and special treats are great, too...and eating them even better!! :)
Thanks for coming by. :)
So wonderful to read your post and to know you can laugh - isn't it wonderful to have a good sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteMy youngest son is so very old according to his 3 little ones :) and I must be ancient!
G'day, Margaret...it'd be a very dreary world and life without the ability to laugh, that's for sure.
DeleteI, too, am among the ancient! lol
Thanks for coming by. :)
You had me worried there for a minute, I thought you were really being harassed and upset about it. Glad to hear it wasn't as bad as I thought.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, River. No...all is well...it wasn't at all bad...it was all good!
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
I tried to ban kids using the word 'old' but this is difficult in a museum...
ReplyDeleteKids ought to be banned!
Ahh...come on now, you don't mean that, Mr. Ad-Man. You're neither Scrooge nor the Grinch. You can't fool me!!
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
Wishing you and yours the happiest Holiday Season. Love Granny Annie
ReplyDeleteThank you,Annie...A very Merry Christmas to you and your family, too. :)
DeleteI am glad you had a fun day, and yes, if that little boy is as lucky as you and I, he too, will be older and wiser some day.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the "wiser", Arleen. I hope he never loses the charm he presently exudes...and the bright-eyed smiles.
DeleteThanks for coming by. :)
I just love some of the things children say - you can't help but laugh!
ReplyDeleteAnyway I have two speeds slow and very slow!
Enjoy the Christmas Season.
All the best Jan
G'day, Jan. Me, too...little kids are special...and we should, at all times, remind ourselves to see the world through their eyes. It's a far better looking world...through the eyes of a child.
DeleteI have similar speeds to yours. Frustratingly,arthritic hips don't allow for speed these days!
I hope you enjoy your Christmas Season, too. Take care. And thanks for coming by. :)
Too funny. You're right, Lee. Kids have no filter!
ReplyDeleteThose drinks are a wonderful idea! And the Peppermint Slices look and sound yummy.
Have a jolly day.
Hey there, Sandra. Little kids are wonderful...and the excitement they feel around this time of the year is contagious and delightful to see. :)
DeleteOf course, a nip of Vodka could be added to the drink....if you desire.
Thanks for coming by. :)
Hmm - you don't seem old to me. You handled that wonderfully.
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