A Little Light Relief...Just Because, So No Grief!
Some so adamantly believe in daylight saving
But how do we stop the curtains from fading?
How marvellously wonderful 'they' say, is motherhood
If 'they' knew how difficult it is, I wonder if they would!
The problem is, in the corporate world
There are too many administrators
And not nearly enough applicators
If only the whole truth would be unfurled
It’s all very well to have wealth
It's far better to have good health.
TWISTS AND TURNS:
He makes a rod for his own back –
He takes a wad for his own sack
Discretion is the better part of valour –
Migration is the better part of a callow
Expression is the better part of behaviour
Familiarity breeds contempt
Temerity needs hemp
God heals and the doctor takes the fee –
Prod the seals and the proctor fakes a sneeze.
Edible Phones: Advertising slogans:
If you’re like me, there are many times you would like to eat your words
When you wished you’d given thought before you spoke or were never heard
Don’t despair, there is a remedy – try our edible phones
Not only are they audible, but edible, too!
Feel like eating your words
To never again feel like a nerd
Try our digestible edible phones
They're nicer than ice-cream cones
Slogan for the subject of re-cycling:
I don’t think you oughta
Drink used dish water
Better to recycle it
Give it to your daughter!
Old publicans never die…they get spirited away
Old concreters never die…they keep on paving the way
Old writers never die…they become lost for words
Old musicians never die…they only miss the beat