A Little Light Relief...Just Because, So No Grief!

Some so adamantly believe in daylight saving
But how do we stop the curtains from fading?

How marvellously wonderful 'they' say, is motherhood
If 'they' knew how difficult it is, I wonder if they would!

The problem is, in the corporate world
There are too many administrators
And not nearly enough applicators
If only the whole truth would be unfurled

It’s all very well to have wealth
It's far better to have good health.

TWISTS AND TURNS:

He makes a rod for his own back –

He takes a wad for his own sack

Discretion is the better part of valour –

Migration is the better part of a callow

Expression is the better part of behaviour

Familiarity breeds contempt

Temerity needs hemp

God heals and the doctor takes the fee –

Prod the seals and the proctor fakes a sneeze.

Edible Phones: Advertising slogans:

If you’re like me, there are many times you would like to eat your words

When you wished you’d given thought before you spoke or were never heard

Don’t despair, there is a remedy – try our edible phones

Not only are they audible, but edible, too!

OR

Feel like eating your words

To never again feel like a nerd

Try our digestible edible phones

They're nicer than ice-cream cones

Slogan for the subject of re-cycling:

I don’t think you oughta

Drink used dish water

Better to recycle it

Give it to your daughter!

FADING AWAY

Old publicans never die…they get spirited away

Old concreters never die…they keep on paving the way

Old writers never die…they become lost for words

Old musicians never die…they only miss the beat