You're a Cracker, Lady Macca!

Poor old Paul McCartney sure bit off more than he could chew when he became involved with and married Heather Mills. His kids warned him against her but he was too smitten to heed their warnings. Photos have emerged of Ms Mills in porn/erotic poses taken back in 1988, much to McCartney's dismay, I'm sure. It's sort of six of one, half a dozen of the other when it comes to being honest about what one's done in years of yore, isn't it? The truth always seems to come out eventually...if not by your own hands but by a money-grabbing other, in cases of celebrities, anyway. Another bit of proof that men think with a certain organ of their body and women think with their brain! Ms Mills appears to have used her calculating brain in this instance. It's rumoured she'll walk away with a pay-out of around $200m for her four year marriage to McCartney. Nice work if you can stand it! Lady Macca seems to be the 'calculating woman' personified. I think Sir Macca should just stick to eating his veggies and playing his guitar in future...and perhaps just fantasize over his ex-wife's piccies! Those have to be safer and cheaper options!