A Cock-Or-Two! Or Are You Happy To See Me?

Custom officers at Sydney airport were beginning to question their sexuality when they spied a passenger about to board a flight from Sydney to Bangkok! Rather than having a 'banged-cock', the passenger had a bulge in his groin, drawing the inquisitive attention of the customs' crew. The would-be passenger, when questioned explained he had a hernia which sometime caused his testicles to rise! Well, you know...maybe...yeah...it could happen, perhaps.

After a strip search six eggs were found hidden inside a stocking in our 'cock-eyed optimist's' underwear. He kept everything in perspective, however as two of the eggs were cockatoo eggs! Perhaps he was just into transplanting and not smuggling! Two of the other eggs were galah eggs and he sure made a galah out of himself! Maybe the other two eggs were peacock eggs!