A Little Light Entertainment!

Modern Day Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill didn't go up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Tho' they thought they oughta

Jack had other things on his mind
As Jill followed close behind
To see what she could find

Reaching the top Jack looked around
Much to his surprise he found
Jill had arrived before him
And she was lying on the ground!

Verse re-alignment by Lee