G'day! Pull up a chair! Join me at the kitchen table for a chat...let's toss a few thoughts around about the state of this crazy but wonderful world we inhabit. There's lots to discuss! Make yourself comfortable! Would you like a glass of wine?
The passing of Prince Philip is very sad news...not unexpected,
but sad nonetheless....
In 1954 I saw the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh during
their visit to Brisbane. At the time, I was
in the Brownies. My fellow Brownies and I
travelled by train from Gympie to Brisbane to be part of a Guard of Honour for the
visiting new Monarch and her Consort. It
was an exciting event.
Then in the early 1970s I was among an eager crowd of
people as the Queen and her Prince drove along the streets of Fortitude Valley,
Brisbane. Fortunately, I was in the front
of the madding crowd, fairly close to the passing parade. The Duke was a handsome man.
If the
above title is a fact, I must be very healthy, indeed!
I don’t
need Charlie Chaplin, Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, Abbott &
Costello, or the rest of their ilk who have followed in their lively footsteps
to keep me amused. Successfully, with little or no conscious effort, I
manage to amuse myself often...very often. I’m not sure if it’s a good
thing, or not. There could be two avenues of thought. Those blokes
in the white jackets might have a different opinion to mine, so I’ll keep on
keeping a low profile, and run/hobble for cover if I see them lurking
around. I duck for cover every time I hear a vehicle drive up the lane!
Frequently
I hear my two furry mates chuckling away behind their paws at my antics.
Perhaps, they’re easily amused...maybe I am, too. As for the kookas aka
kookaburra...from the amount of laughing they do I must be the centre of their
entertainment...the highlight of their days.
To me, it
matters little if I make a spectacle of myself. By this stage in my life
I’m used to it, which became evident a couple of weeks ago while out shopping.
I broke into laughter at something I did. Story below...
Thankfully, the good manners instilled in me
throughout my childhood are still at play...most of the time, anyway.
As I approached the entrance to IGA, our local
supermarket, a few weeks ago I paused to allow a fellow shopper to exit the
store through the sliding glass doors. I broke out laughing when I
realised I was looking at my own reflection and that of my trolley in said
glass doors!
There I was waiting for me to exit when I hadn’t
yet entered. Who was going to move first...give way first? A
Mexican standoff ensued. I could have stood there all day long, but, finally I
took the trolley by the horns, and entered the store. The exiting me thanked me
for my politeness. By golly...that’s how to be jolly with a trolley...
And, then there was the time in Sydney in the
mid-80s....another moment of hilarity for me caused by me.
At the time I was manager of the then Hinchinbrook
Island Resort in North Queensland. I was in Sydney attending a tourism expo,
promoting the island resort and surrounds as a choice holiday destination.
Clad in a stylish women’s Pierre Cardin pant suit,
high heels, well-groomed hair and make-up, I felt very glamorous in my smart
outfit. Cocktail in hand, I mingled with other attendees in a crowded bar at
the Sydney Hilton.
My bubble of confidence rudely burst when I looked
down and noticed the fly on my chic trousers wasn’t, not even at half-mast, but
unceremoniously fully lowered!
Hoping no one had noticed my uncouth public
display, surreptitiously, I re-zipped, embarrassed, yet amused by my fashion
faux pas. My unintentional social blunder brought me swiftly crashing back down
to earth (or carpeted floor). My brief feeling of being a member of the catwalk
brigade alongside the likes of Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Heidi Klum, Gisele
Bündchen et al disappeared without my even making the back cover of Vogue
magazine!
It’s no secret I’ve never strutted my stuff for
Victoria...or any other state, for that matter.
I did, at the age of eight years, sashay
along a catwalk in tune with the joyful song, “The Teddy Bear’s Picnic”.
I was the one and only juvenile member of the
fashion parade hosted by a Gympie dress salon. As she frequently did for
such parades, my mother was a model. I adored the dress I was showing
off...a crisp white voile dress with emerald green embroidery and an emerald
green satin sash to match. I loved the melody which accompanied my
strutting.
Carried away under the spotlight...from the smell
of the make-up, and the roar of the madding crowd...I literally had to be
dragged off the stage! Not quite “dragged’, but a lot of urging,
beckoning and encouragement from the wings went on until finally the message
got through to my brain.
The images from so long ago remain embedded in my
mind. It was not only the teddy bears who had a picnic that evening. The
innocent enjoyment the little girl felt all those years ago still amuses me,
causing laughter.
As you can tell...it takes little to amuse me...
Not a bad way to be, in my opinion...particularly during this time
of gloom and doom....
Picnic
Muffins: Preheat
oven 200c. Spray a 12 hole, deep muffin tray. Add 5tbs x-virgin oil, 2tbs
cooled, melted butter, 1 large egg and 240ml buttermilk to bowl. Mix using a
fork or balloon whisk. Add 250g plain flour, 1tsp baking powder, 1tsp
bicarbonate soda, 85g grated parmesan, 1/4tsp salt, 1/4tsp garlic salt, a few
sprigs chopped parsley, and 6 Prosciutto slices, chopped into small pieces. Mix
together with wooden spoon until just combined (don’t over-stir or the muffins
will be tough). Add 1tbs of the muffin mixture to each of the holes. Using 12
hard-boiled, peeled eggs, place one on top, in each of the holes; then top with
remaining muffin mixture. Push mixture down the sides and around the egg using
a spoon. Sprinkle each with grated parmesan; place in oven. Cook for 5mins,
then turn oven down to 175C; cook a further 12-14mins – until the tops are
golden brown. Once cooked, leave to cool in tin for 10mins before removing.
Veggie
Picnic Pinwheels: Set
aside 1/2c each of thinly sliced capsicum strips, thinly sliced carrot strips,
thinly sliced yellow capsicum strips, baby spinach leaves and shredded purple
cabbage.Mix together 2/3rd cup whipped cream cheese and 1tbs ranch
powder until thoroughly combined. Spread mixture evenly over the 4 large
tortillas. Leaving a 2.5cm border on all sides, lay out 1tbs of each vegetable
in rows across tortillas; top with shredded chicken. Roll up each tortilla
tightly. If the tortillas refuse to remain closed, you can use a
toothpick or two to do the job....or tie with chives or shallots.