Saturday, March 11, 2023

WHOLLY BOVINE! WHAT A LOAD OF TAURUS MANURE!

 



                                               



 

The recent inane attempts to re-write well-known books by highly-regarded storytellers are further proof many inhabitants of this world have lost the plot. In 1971 David Bowie sang, “Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes”.  Bowie, “The Thin White Duke”, must have been able to foresee the future because there are many these days who want to change everything!  It’s time for the “woke” mob to go to sleep…either that, or wake up to themselves! It’s time to turn a leaf.

Will Shakespeare, soon to be known as “Testament Trembleshaft”, if the “changers” have their way, would be shaking in his footwear upon learning what these misguided creatures wanted to do to Rolled Lentils’ (aka Roald Dahl) miscellanea/desiderata aka books.  

What the Dickens is going on?  Charles didn’t have a clue. It wasn’t Charlie who asked the question. Trembleshaft is the guilty one. It was he who asked the question in “The Merry Wives of Windsor” in 1602, a couple of centuries before Our Mutual Friend Charles Dickens had great expectations.  Maybe, when no one was looking, the Merry Wives had been imbibing a little too much sherry, and that being the cause of William’s indignant interrogation.  The ladies’ questionable behavior was years and years before Oliver went around the twist. Long before David copped a feel in the Old Curiosity Shop when he was haggling with Barnaby Rudge over the purchase of Humphrey’s Clock.  Billy Quiverjavelin’s aka Shakespeare’s  “King Lear” will next be altered to “King Ogle”, I suppose.

I now realise my childhood must have been blighted by Enid Blyton.  Ms Blyton was banned from the BBC for almost 30 years. The establishment believed nobody should read “second-rater” Blyton because her work lacked “literary value”. Enid’s Famous Five and Secret Seven tales filled many happy hours for me. Re-enacting their adventures with my friends was loads of fun.  My life was brightened by Blyton.  Poor Noddy, Big Ears, and Piggy were outlawed, too. Should I not have allowed my life to be enlightened by that titan Blyton?  Is Enid to blame for my wanton ways? Somehow, The Muppets’ Miss Piggy escaped the chopping block by the skin of her chinny chin chin.  Porky Pig had better duck for cover.  Seeing we’re not allowed to use the word “fat”, do we now have to cut the “enormous” off pork chops?

One day during my high school years I was on a high.  Our English teacher asked us to write a précis on Charlotte Brontë’s novel, “Jane Eyre”.  Very proud I was to be chosen to stand before my classmates, and asked to read my abridgement of protagonist Jane’s development through life.   The so-called “cancel culture”, or whatever other name they call themselves, haven’t yet decided to change Jane Eyre  Would they dare?

Apparently, Louisa May Alcott also foresaw the future when naming her book “Little Women”, not “Little Females”. The inane ‘Righteous Police’ would’ve made her change the name if she’d used “Females”.  “Female” is another word the brainless ones wanted eliminated from our vocabulary. In their world “Woman/women” are only to be allowed.  It sounds like an amenities’ block, doesn’t it? The next thing they’ll want to change will be “Mrs Brown’s Boys”.  To toy with Mrs Brown will keep them occupied forever!

Erasing history…changing the history of history…the reality of history…appears to be, for some misguided folk, a popular pastime nowadays. Why anyone would want to show the world the extent of their ignorance beats me. Many lessons are to be learned… much knowledge gained…from studying history. The deluded ones have a lot to learn.  It is time they stepped away from the impracticable, illusory world of their own invention.

 

Braised Pork Chops & Lentils: Heat 1-1/2tsp x-virgin oil in a large heavy-based frying pan over med-high heat. Season 4x200g trimmed pork cutlets. Cook, turning, 3mins, or until browned. Transfer to a plate.  Add one finely chopped onion and 2 thinly sliced garlic cloves; stir until softened. Add 1tsp fennel seeds; add 200g halved grape or cherry tomatoes; cook, stirring 1min. Add 3/4c dry white wine; simmer until reduced by half. Stir in 3/4c chick stock and 2tsp Dijon mustard; simmer 5mins. Stir in 400g drained, rinsed can brown lentils; return pork to pan. Cook, turning pork, halfway through, for 6mins, or until cooked. Stir in 1tbs lemon juice; season. Combine 1/2c chopped Italian parsley, 1/2c sliced green olives and 1tbs lemon juice in a bowl. Serve pork topped with olive relish. 

Spicy Red Lentil Dahl: Heat 1tbs olive oil over med-heat; add 2 diced onions; sauté until translucent; add 4 diced tomatoes or 1 can diced, undrained tomatoes, 3 minced garlic cloves and 1-1/2 inch minced ginger knob; cook 5mns, or until tomatoes begin to break down. Add 1c red lentils, 4c water or vegetable stock, 1 heaped tsp each cumin, coriander and turmeric; add 1/4tsp cinnamon, 1/4-1/2tsp cayenne pepper and salt, to taste. Bring to boil; reduce heat to low; simmer gently 15-20mins; stir occasionally until lentils are tender, but not mushy. Dahl will thicken upon standing (them, not you!). Add more liquids as needed.  Serve in individual bowls, or over bed of rocket and brown rice (cooked, of course). Top with squeeze of lemon juice. 

 


20 comments:

  1. Very well said and I agree with every word. The silly "woke" brigade are removing everything that is fun or educational for children everywhere, just because a tiny few allow themselves to feel offended. Something I read somewhere recently: "Your Triggers are your responsibility. It is not the world's responsibility to tip-toe around you" or something very similar, I don't recall the exact wording. If I find that page again I shall copy it and have it printed on a coffee mug, which I will then use in public.

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    1. Hi, River. Yes...things are definitely being taken unnecessarily to the extremes and beyond lately. It's all a load of nonsense. The clowns obviously love wasting their time, and the time of others. I have no time for them!

      If you find that saying...email it to me when you get the chance, please. :)

      Thanks for coming by...take care. :)

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  2. It really is starting to get a little ridiculous. How do we all get suckered into going along with this folly?

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    1. G'day, David. I, for one, haven't got "suckered into going along with this folly". Those that have, and those who are responsible need their heads read!

      Take good care...thanks for coming by. :)

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  3. Hear Hear Lee! My pet hate - I loathe it when they speak of a ‘woman doctor’ or a ‘woman politician’

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    1. It's a wonder you don't hear me growling down your way, Cathy! lol So much nonsense goes on these days.

      Thanks for coming by...take care. :)

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  4. The ones that start all this PC crap are a tiny few who think they are "influencers"...thus people think and believe they Also need to use the Influencers verbiage! Garbage!! We need to Think for Ourselves...Say what WE mean and Move on...If I see a Woman...then I'll call Her a Woman!
    Men are NOT and Never will be, a Woman...period!
    You rang my bell this morning...Lolol...I just don't follow the crowd...never will. I know the gender of every living thing on this planet...Male OR Female...that's it.
    hugs
    Donna

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    1. Hey there, Donna....I, too, don't follow the crowd...and never a crowd of fools. The pc b/s is just that a load of b/s. I'm sick of it all.

      Take care...thanks for coming by. :)

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  5. I have not made porkchops in forever. I am going to get some and make them - you made them look delicious.

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    1. I, too, haven't had pork chops in ages. Perhaps I should get some, too! :)

      Thanks for coming by...take care. :)

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  6. I'm holding on to the children's books i have, and planning to read them, unabridged, to any children who want to hear them. We need to learn from history, not erase it.

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    1. Good on you, messymimi. To change those stories and the characters here is sacrilege!

      Thanks for coming by...take care. :)

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  7. You're in fine form today, Lee, expressing what so many of us feel. I wonder ... can that rubbish be stopped before it's too late?

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    1. Hahahahahah! I was on a roll, Pauline!

      One can only hope such rubbish is stopped soon. It's gotten way beyond ridiculous.

      Take care...thanks for coming by. :)

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  8. The weird tendency to change or delete facts in history or literature has reached a point of absurdity lately. Why would people do a thing like that? They must be sick minds to waste their time on stupidities and do damage to human values acquired over many decades.

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    1. Wholeheartedly I agree with you, DUTA. They are time-wasters, lacking in sensibilities. And, there appears to be too many of such people around these days.

      Nice to see you...take care...thanks for coming by. :)

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  9. Well said, Lee, I neither understand or agree with what you called the “woke mob” or the “cancel culture” group. It foes along with the removal of certain statues here in the states for “fear of offending others” specifically in some of the southern US states. I don’t agree with any of the reasons, history happened and there are those who feel it can be changed to suit their moral purposes or for whatever other reason. Get over it and move on to something that is more positive and will have an impact on future history…rant over.

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  10. By the way, that pork chop recipe is one I plan to try in future😋

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  11. I will cheer you on and maybe we can eliminate the Woke people . I have little use or patiences with these Idiots of the world. I would prefer to smack some sense into them but I would be in great big trouble if I did. I feel so much like your last paragraph and I just wonder why these people cannot have some common sense. Now the mental illness issue is being ignore so the Gun Control addicts can yell ban the guns. Common sense has lost the war where The Woke people are concerned. Off my soap box. Except to say I am a seventy something Southern lady who has guns and a Lifetime member of NRA.

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  12. Like the sound of Braised Pork Chops and Lentils :)

    All the best Jan

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